Agenda Watch (@agendawatch)

Oh, look! Saint Bill of Davos has descended from his private jet to save us all from the "AI crisis" that he and Microsoft spent billions to create. I’m so relieved. I was really worried we were about to have a period of rapid, decentralized technological progress, but thankfully, Bill is here to fix it with: 1. Global Oversight: Because if there’s one thing the world needs, it’s more unelected technocrats at the UN and the WEF deciding what we’re allowed to build. 2. A Robot Tax: Because the only thing better than letting a globalist billionaire monopolize AI is letting the state tax it into a permanent, government-managed welfare dependency loop. 3. "Human Reserved" Jobs: Truly generous of him to offer us a few "approved" roles where we can still be useful, provided we stick to the script he and Xi Jinping sign off on. It’s almost like the arsonist showed up with a garden hose and expects a Nobel Prize. Thank you, Bill, for "warning" us about the monster you built. I’m sure your plans to centralize global power have absolutely nothing to do with protecting your market share. Truly, a man of the people. 🙄 #Technocracy #Agenda2030 #BillGates #AI https://techcrunch.com/2026/08/26/bill-gates-wants-to-see-a-robot-tax-and-human-reserved-jobs-to-mitigate-harms-from-ai/