James Craig Burley (@jcburley)

"We should close and protect our borders..." "NOOO, WE MUST FIND AND FIX ALL THE ROOT CAUSES FOR IMMIGRATION FIRST, INCLUDING CLIMATE CHANGE!!" "Well, certainly we have to put violent criminals in prison, so they won't harm..." "REEEEEEE, NOOOO, THEY ARE VICTIMS OF CAPITALISM, SYSTEMIC RACISM, INCOME DISPARITY, AND OTHER ROOT CAUSES THAT WE MUST FIND AND FIX, LET THEM GO FREE!!" "Um, but some people clearly have mental issues that make them unfit to live in society, as dangers to themselves and others, and so should be institutionalized..." "THEY SHOULD BE GIVEN FREE HOMES, FOOD, MEDICINE, AND WHATEVER DRUGS THEY WANT, BECAUSE SOCIETY IS TO BLAME AND MUST BE FIXED!!" "You know, I think we might have some agreement in terms of finding and fixing root causes, because most mass shooters turn out to have grown up without fathers and..." "YOU ARE INSULTING SINGLE MOTHERS!! GOVERNMENT MUST BAN GUNS!!!!!!!!!!!!" (Funny how the "root causes" argument disappears when it comes to grabbing everyone's guns.)