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@TheySayImaKnotsee I present to you Part 3 in my ongoing series: Tales of the Holy Foreskin ✝️There were at least 18 miracle-working Holy Foreskins from Jesus's penis. And St Catherine of Siena's wedding ring baby Jesus presented to her made of his Holy Foreskin was not Jesus's only foreskin ring. He (or according to some sources his mother) also kept a collection of them in heaven for use as wedding rings. The Austrian nun Agnes Blannbekin (1244-1315) saw obscene visions including monks, women, and Jesus naked. She became obsessed by the Holy Foreskin, dwelling on the loss of blood and pain Christ must have suffered during his circumcision. While celebrating the Feast of the Circumcision on the 1st of January 1289, Agnes experienced a vision: "Crying and with compassion, she began to think about the Holy Foreskin of Christ, where it may be located. And behold, soon she felt with the greatest sweetness on her tongue a little piece of skin alike the skin in an egg, which she swallowed. After she had swallowed it, she again felt the little skin on her tongue with sweetness as before, and again she swallowed it. And this happened to her about a hundred times. And when she felt it so frequently, she was tempted to touch it with her finger. And when she wanted to do so, that little skin went down her throat on its own. And it was told to her that the Holy Foreskin was resurrected with the Lord on the day of resurrection. And so great was the sweetness of tasting that little skin that she felt in all [her] limbs and parts of the limbs a sweet transformation." (Ulrike Wiethaus, Agnes Blannbekin, Viennese Beguine: Life and Revelations) She further described drinking a "refreshing spiritual drink" from the spear wound of Jesus. Her supposed visitations from Jesus himself caused an orgasmic reaction: "Agnes herself was filled with an excitement in her chest every time that God visited her that was so intense that it went through her body and that it burned as a result, not in a painful but in a most pleasurable manner." This was a step too far for the Church and Agnes never got her Sainthood, but her supporters still refer to her as St Agnes Blannbekin. Saint Brigit of Sweden was luckier: she received bits of Christ's Holy Foreskin on her tongue from an angel and also noted that it tasted sweet, surpassing all other sweetness, a fact that is increasingly omitted from her hagiographies. Bad News About Christianity: Clerical Celibacy https://www.badnewsaboutchristianity.com/gfa_celibacy.htm 📹2min: Ken Humphreys author of "Jesus Never Existed" Let me tell you a little bit about Saint Teresa of Avila, a Carmelite nun in 16th century Spain. She became famous as a mystic, as a mortifier of her flesh, and as one who experienced Jesus in bodily, though invisible, form, in episodes of religious ecstasy. And it was for these episodes of religious ecstasy that Saint Teresa becomes most famous. Here’s how she described her encounters with Jesus, as she lay alone at night...