Roaming Centipede (@twoHollowFangs)

The media won't stop shilling his song because of the line: "I wish politicians would look out for miners And not just minors on an island somewhere" Ignoring the fact that Epstein's Island wasn't just about "minors on an Island somewhere" but a system where the loyalty of the world's social, political and media elites were bought and coerced through blackmail, sex and assassinations. Epstein ends up dying in prison after all the cameras malfunctioned, none of his friends or clients were arrested while everything was downplayed, misrepresented and ignored by the media. Epstein may be the biggest curtain drop of our generation, giving us a rare look at how the cake is baked. Yet, this astroturfed muppet with his fake redneck accent decides to take a break from eating lead paint chips to sing, "I wish politicians would care less about international trafficking by Israelis and more about coal" and everyone in media decides it's the most relatable song ever written. When the media can't stop telling you that something is relatable and authentic, everything about it is fake and cringe.