Chris Helms (@Chrishelms)

Actually, whacking your winkie in public *is* illegal, you poor dumb nigger. Deliberately refusing to enforce clearly written laws is also a crime, but as we all know, if Democrats don't like a law, they just pretend that its not there. https://www.zerohedge.com/political/watch-prosecutor-claims-its-wrong-not-illegal-wank-front-kids