Matthew Moulton (@Onideus)

Oh, hey... I forgot to mention... remember not to use the things you forgot that killed you. What the fuck were they called? Oh shit, even I don't remember. Okay, hang on, I'll look it up! I have a... vague perceptual outline of what they were called... the AI can help... https://www.nytimes.com/2022/01/26/well/live/neti-pot.html Oh shi- that's a new article. They're going to murder people... probably already did. They republished the article from 2022 in April of 2026 according to Google. Why did they even leave that up? That's insane!