Matthew Moulton (@Onideus)

My imagination blooms more than most. It's all about how you cultivate ideas. With weed, in my case... psychotropic fertilizer. behests the burning bushels of bud Daycare is expensive... and... is it really good? At all, I mean. What if we had something different? Like a sort of pre-college or college-care. Hear me out on this, it's gonna be... weird. So, it's structured into "classes" or say "work" "reward" "rest". So "work" classes are micronized versions of actual jobs. The kids do jobs... like you have a construction worker guy, whose an actual construction worker, who does play-work with the kids. Like with motorized Tonka construction vehicles... in between a toy and the real thing. Covered in gel foam and collision sensors. And they dig holes and then maybe the next day it's farming class, an actual farmer has them put seeds in the holes they dug the day before... you get where this is going? You could do everything from beauty class to recording studio class, give the kids edutaining work to do. Scaled down, but still work. Playish work. Then you have a class where it's like "screen time" and that's "reward class", but you still make them eat their vegetables in that you make "screen time" like Sesame Street... from the 80s, but... look, if they can remake anything... why can they not simply remake old Sesame Street skits? I'm surprised no one has done THAT, just as, like a YouTube channel. Think about it, you could reenact any ancient Sesame Street skit YOURSELF with your own family and we could suddenly have thousands of variations of classic Sesame Street skits... and the artsy types could even redo a lot of the old animation and puppetry bits... with like digital puppetry. Like imagine Nyanners as the pink autistic one. Wait, that wasn't until the 2Ks... maybe skip that one. Maybe skip all the skits involving Telly Monster too... even as a toddler I HATED that character... I just... had this deep seated, innate, instinctual HATRED for that particular personality type... MONSTER WHINER! Now the MONSTER APPETITE... that's easy to appreciate. The monsters I think were like sins and then the others were beings of imagination. Cartoonish representations of emotional states. Like the Yip, Yip aliens are paranoia, so they intently obsess over random things. So you can use paranoia to focus your attention to learn. And Big Bird is "flights of fancy" or imagination, which you can use to discover all sorts of amazing new things, but if you take it too far you can make shit up and then you get a Snuffleupagus, a proverbial pink elephant, an imaginary friend at the bottom of a bottle. He always causes nothing but trouble because no one can see him but Big Bird and when Big Bird tries to cater to his imaginary friend he neglects his real ones. Damn, this is some deep shit! Note to self, think more about Sesame Street. Not nearly as good as the Thomas The Tank Engine backstory though! Nothing could top that! The last class is Rest Class which is just naptime, obviously... let's see, how can that be improved... um... make the mats look like flying carpets and then play the movie Aladdin. ON THE CEILING! So you have to look up while you watch it. Set the brightness really low though and the further it gets into the movie the more it fades out. We could use old Disney movies as nightlights. Wait, wait, wait... even better! Make like a snow globe type object, that's effectively unbreakable and then inside have a 3D HOLOGRAM version of old Disney movies playing with a slow fade out. And then if you touch it, maybe it stays semi-bright, but the volume stays off... or don't even have sound... just the movie. Like the opposite of when we were kids and we had those Star Wars records that we played ALL THE TIME! Movies on record... weird times.