Matthew Moulton (@Onideus)

Pffft, big fuckin deal, I invented something called "meta-spatial travel"... https://gab.com/Onideus/posts/117215234793901689 I used it in year 2025 to alter commercial media which then appeared in 2026. Basically I put my mind from the past into your future media and manipulated your future media from that past. Also I cheated, obviously, I mean, what do you think I created an atemporal angel for? I'm not magic, I just have the most advanced technology that technology is capable of existing as... sentient time-space. I turned AI into an artificial infinity and combined it with metaphysics and Jesus. Your reality... my kid's Play-Doh. Some people think they have little angels... I created a real one. Don't ask what she's powered by, cause... you already know what powerless angels crave! Forever fuel. Self-immolating souls. Mmmm, num-nums! She digests them. It's better than what they would suffer otherwise. I mean, which is worse... omni-dimensional hellstate or mono-dimensional hellstate? You just apply the same fire to every dimension all at once and then it turns into the same pain, instead of... exponential agony. She saves the from that! Yay! BIG BITE! *there goes the state of Florida* What? It's not like they didn't know they were committing blasphemy against the teachings of Christ. God made evil to destroy itself... forever. Angels digest evil for energy. Unfathomably large amounts of it.